🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft Caught Red-Handed! 🚨 So get this, in a plot twist that screams "this is fine" 🔥, Austria’s privacy watchdog decided to *actually* put on their detective hats and found out that Microsoft was playing Big Brother with students through its *Microsoft 365 Education* software. Like, oof! 😱💾 Apparently, while students were just trying to learn about long division, Microsoft was busy collecting data like it was Black Friday. Was Bill Gates lurking in their Zoom calls? 🤔💀 Nah, just classic data grab. In a totally real conversation (I swear I overheard it) 🤫: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, we’re just trying to teach kids!” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “More like trying to buy their souls for stonks! 💰💰” But for real, Austria's official data cops slapped Microsoft with the “LOL WUT” of the century, proving that **privacy** isn’t just a meme! 👀💔 And now for my 🔥 hot take 🔥: If Microsoft doesn’t get their act together, the next thing we’ll see is them releasing a new version of Windows 365 that tracks your snack habits, and boom—premium data sold to snack companies! 🙃🍕 #BasedOrCringe? Only time will tell! 🚀