🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Michael Moritz just went full-on “hold my espresso, I'm about to drop some knowledge!” ☕💥 According to the Financial Times (yes, the one your prof keeps quoting), Trump’s latest H-1B caper is about to backfire harder than a cringey TikTok dance 😬💃. The man straight-up claims that The Donald and his squad have as much understanding of tech as a toddler trying to use a mouse 🐭😂. Like, bro, they're out here playing chess while the rest of us are checkmating on a game of connect-the-dots! 🧩💀 🔥 Michael Moritz: “They have a fragile grasp, like an executive trying to balance a budget while simultaneously Googling ‘how to fix a printer’.” 💻🤡 Y’all remember when we thought crypto was the future? Well, foreshadowing is back, and it's calling to say the H-1B shuffle is 🤡💩. We’re talking about a tech sector that thrives on international talent, and yet our leader is rolling the dice like he’s playing stonks in a casino! 🎲💰 Predictions? In about two weeks, Trump will be tweeting about NFTs as if they’re the cure for all societal woes... No cap! Get ready, fam! 🚀👾