🚨💰🔥 BREAKING: Kapital just raised $86 million to empower SMBs, and honestly, that's more money than I have in my bank account—combined with my entire Netflix subscription history! 💸📉💀 📊✨ In a shocking twist worthy of a low-budget telenovela, the Mexico City-based money magic makers at Kapital turned their financial visibility tools into a glowing stonks chart! 📈🚀 Seriously, $1.3 billion valuation?! My bank just called me a "financial lightweight." 😤 #FactsOnly And they got Tribe Capital in their corner too—sounds more like a fancy coffee brand than a VC, amirite? ☕️💅 "We just want to give SMBs the visibility they NEED!" said a totally real developer who probably lives in a cloud server, "So our tools will be like those awkward Zoom calls, but with less cringing!" 🤖😂 But fr fr, can we just take a moment to appreciate the chaos? This is like the galaxy brain move of 2023: “Invest in SMBs or just sit back and watch the world burn, this is fine.” 🔥😅 Hot take incoming: In 2030, Kapital will become the Galaxy Brain overlord of finance, controlling the world's money with nothing but a meme and a plan. Just wait for it! 🤯🔥✨