💀🚨 *BREAKING: Metro Bank Goes Full AI Mode* 🚨💀 “Not all heroes wear capes; some wear suits and code” 🦸‍♂️👨‍💻 As if banking wasn’t already the vibe of *drowning in paperwork*, Metro Bank is flipping the script like a pancake on a hot summer day! 🍳🔥 Say hello to their new BFF, AI, in a partnership with Celonis, because measuring process efficiency in 🍕real time🍕 is the new flex. Louise Leavey, the *Chief Information Officer of Transformation* (is she even real?!), is here to make sure we can all track inefficiencies like we track our ex’s TikTok views. “We’re gonna make banking so efficient, you’ll think you’re ordering Domino's!” – said someone who works at Metro Bank, probably 🔥 (not an actual quote, but it could be). 💰 Gone are the days of complex banking processes. Now we’ll know exactly when the bank is dragging its feet like a toddler refusing to leave the ball pit. 😱📉 So, stonks? 📈 More like stonks for the *tech nerds*; banks are about to become the new *silicon valley*! 🤖✨ Hot take: In five years, we’ll all have our bank accounts run by AI with personalities, and they’ll flirt with us like “hey, want to optimize your savings?” 🤡💔🤖 Peep Metro Bank, where the future is looking oh-so-fine! This is NOT your grandma's banking! 🚀💸