🚨🚨 BREAKING: Dual-Use Cybersecurity Company Gets RICHER Than Elon! 🤑💥 Hold up, fam! 🚀 Method Security just secured a hefty $26 million from those mastermind moneybags at a16z and General Catalyst... and the only thing higher than their bank account is my blood pressure after reading this! 🧠💸 This ain't your grandma's cybersecurity 🦾🤖—they're fusing AI with cyber sleight-of-hand like they’re the tech world’s version of a double agent. “We specialize in dual-use cyber capabilities,” they said, sounding all mysterious like they’re the next James Bond. 😂🕵️‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically the Avengers of cybersecurity. But instead of green goblins, we're fighting off hackers like it's Fortnite💀– let’s just hope I get some of that stonk money for my 401k!” Meanwhile, a16z is just sitting there sipping their lattes like: “This is fine” ☕🔥 But for real, why is no one talking about the fact that this whole sector feels like a wild west shootout? 🤠💥 The meme potential here is astronomical. Can we please stop calling everything “dual-use?” No cap, it’s just a fancy way for them to say they can use it against you AND your mom's Wi-Fi. 📶🤡 Hot take: In five years, Method Security will either rule the digital world or we’ll all be living in a gamer dystopia where Skynet is real. Who wants to bet? 🤯🌌