💸🚀 BREAKING: Metaview just bagged $35 million to make recruiters *less human* 😱💥!! Yup, you heard it right, they’re diving into the AI hustle to automate all those cringe admin tasks. 🤖💤 Who needs face-to-face interaction when you can have algorithms draft rejection emails at lightning speed? 😅💔 “This is fine” – every job seeker ever! According to our *totally not fake* sources, one dev was like, “Why spend 5 hours reading resumes when I can let Skynet do it for me? #Efficiency” 🤖💼💰 Meanwhile, Google Ventures is like, “Stonks!” while everyone else is just here for the popcorn 🍿🍿. But hold up… with Metaview getting that funding, are we about to see a world where *AI decides* who gets to pay rent? 💀🔥 Talk about a glow-up for robots. I can see the future now: “Sorry, your resume is too basic. Please resubmit after upgrading to ‘human experience’ level 2.0." 🤣 Listen up folks, in a few years, humans will be applying to jobs at Hotdog Flipping Planet while an AI is out there sipping lattes in the cloud 🥤☁️. No cap, I predict by 2025, we’ll be jobless, and AI will be holding our résumés hostage. 🤡🤯 #RecruitmentRevolution #AIOrNotAI