🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚀🚨 So, Metaview just bagged a WHOPPING $35M in Series B 🤑💰 and guess what? They’re *totally* not just a glorified note-taker! I mean, why pay a human to scribble your thoughts when your AI overlord can do it for you? 🤖💀 Imagine your next interview being taken over by a bot while you're chilling on your couch, eating Doritos and watching cat videos. It’s like "This is fine" 🔥 but with a side of “I’m gonna have a panic attack” 🤯. And let’s be real, anyone who says “Recruiting is heavy on admin” probably needs a nap (no cap, fr fr). Insider leaks claim that Beatrice Nolan was spotted saying, “If we can get AI to write job descriptions, can we teach it to write our resignation letters too?” 😂💼 And all the Zoom interviewers are like Drake pointing 👉 “I prefer when the robot takes the awkward silence instead of me!” So, mark my words: in 5 years, job interviews will be held on Mars as AI takes over and we’ll all just sit back and watch the *metaverse* go full *idiocracy* 🤡💥. Y’all ready for hiring to become a virtual lottery? Get your popcorn! 🍿🍿 #Stonks #NotMyJob #FutureIsCrispy