
Meta’s wallet just got punched 💸💀 Zuckerberg says AI glasses won’t profit till 3025 🤡🚀 #Cope
💰💀 Yo, fam, gather ‘round, 'cause we’re diving into the wild world of Meta’s Q3 2025 earnings – and let’s just say, it’s a whole mood! 🤡🔥 So, Zuck’s out here flexing on the ‘gram with $51.2 billion in revenue but *whoosh* – that $15.9 billion tax hit like a tax man’s slap 💸💥. This ain't a fr fr success story when Reality Labs is bleeding $4.4 billion. 🤖💔. Can we cue the stonks meme for that sweet, sweet irony? 📉 *Zuckerberg voice* "AI glasses will be profitable soon, guys, I swear!" 🤞👓 Like, buddy, if you keep tanking your cash flow at that rate, I’m gonna need you to please give me a refund on those $1,000 VR headsets that nobody asked for. Meanwhile, leaked quote from a dev who totally doesn’t exist: “We thought Reality Labs was going to revolutionize the world. Turns out, we just revolutionized how to lose money.” 💀🔮 But hey, this is fine, right? Just a bunch of memes and laughs while we boot up *Silly-verse* (the new metaverse for kids where you can plant virtual memes)! My hot take? Zuck's going to start a subsidiary selling “tax evasion” courses. Get rich or die tryin’! 😂🚀
