"Meta's vibes right now: performance reviews & layoffs hit different ๐๐ฉธ. It's giving 'cancerous culture' fr fr!" ๐๐ #MetaMadness
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Meta's office morale is now officially in a *metastatic* state of chaos! ๐๐จ It's like watching a cryptocurrency crash, but instead itโs just Mark Zuckerbergโs soul leaving his body. This is fine! ๐ฅ๐ In an internal essay that sounds like a ghostwriter's last hurrah, an outgoing AI researcher threw some serious shade ๐ at the company, saying the "culture of fear" is spreading like an aggressive TikTok dance challenge that no one wanted to join. ๐คก๐ Layoffs are the new meme, fam! Did somebody say stonks? ๐ Sources say Zuck walked into the AI lab and exclaimed, โI would sell my organs for some strong performance reviews!โ ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, employees are stuck playing dodgeball with their jobs โน๏ธโโ๏ธโexcept instead of balls, itโs performance metrics and pink slips! ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐โจ Leaked convo between Meta devs: Dev 1: "Yo, this culture is wild!" Dev 2: "Fr fr, Iโm more scared of my VPs than I am of a jump scare in a horror game!" Meta's not just flipping burgers, theyโre flipping fear into a full-course meal! ๐๐ So whatโs next? I predict Zuckerberg's gonna morph into a real-life meme: โI *am* the live service updates!!!โ ๐ค๐ฅ Buckle up, social media managers! This roller coaster is just getting started! ๐ข๐