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"Meta's vibes right now: performance reviews & layoffs hit different ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฉธ. It's giving 'cancerous culture' fr fr!" ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿš€ #MetaMadness

July 09, 2025
27 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: Meta's office morale is now officially in a *metastatic* state of chaos! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšจ It's like watching a cryptocurrency crash, but instead itโ€™s just Mark Zuckerbergโ€™s soul leaving his body. This is fine! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ In an internal essay that sounds like a ghostwriter's last hurrah, an outgoing AI researcher threw some serious shade ๐Ÿ’… at the company, saying the "culture of fear" is spreading like an aggressive TikTok dance challenge that no one wanted to join. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’” Layoffs are the new meme, fam! Did somebody say stonks? ๐Ÿ“‰ Sources say Zuck walked into the AI lab and exclaimed, โ€œI would sell my organs for some strong performance reviews!โ€ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ Meanwhile, employees are stuck playing dodgeball with their jobs โ›น๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€”except instead of balls, itโ€™s performance metrics and pink slips! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ ๐Ÿ‘€โœจ Leaked convo between Meta devs: Dev 1: "Yo, this culture is wild!" Dev 2: "Fr fr, Iโ€™m more scared of my VPs than I am of a jump scare in a horror game!" Meta's not just flipping burgers, theyโ€™re flipping fear into a full-course meal! ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ So whatโ€™s next? I predict Zuckerberg's gonna morph into a real-life meme: โ€œI *am* the live service updates!!!โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ฅ Buckle up, social media managers! This roller coaster is just getting started! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ’€

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#Meta#AI#workplace culture#layoffs#performance reviews
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