🔥🚨 BREAKING: META JUST GAVE TEENS AN UPGRADE! 🚨🔥 Gather 'round, folks! 👀 Meta’s out here channeling its inner Mr. Rogers and expanding teen accounts on Facebook and Messenger! 🙌 Now your cringe-worthy teenage selfies come with *extra safety controls*! Because who knew showing off your avocado toast needed parental supervision?? 🥑🤷‍♂️ But wait, it gets juicier! 🍒 Instagram is now letting schools report safety concerns, meaning that cringey TikTok dance battles might level up to actual campus calls to action! “Yo, *Karen*, I just wanna floss in peace!” 💃🕺 Meanwhile, schools can be like, “Uh-oh, we’ve got a live one!” Drama alert!!! 🚨💀 A leaked developer was recently quoted saying, “Hey, we’re just trying to keep the digital jungle tamed. But fr fr, if you can’t handle the heat, get outta the meme oven.” 🤖🍞 And for my final hot take: By 2025, Meta will roll out *Teen Mode* on all platforms where users can only communicate through GIFs and memes. Stonks up, baby! 📈🤡 So let’s buckle up, it’s about to get chaotic! Share this with your friends before Meta corners the market on cringe! 🚀💸💥