🔔 STOP IT RIGHT NOW! 🚨 Meta is back at it again, stalking the VC game like that one friend who always wants to split the bill but never pays their share 💰. Sources are saying they wanna gobble up 49% of Nat Friedman and Daniel Gross's venture capital fund, NFDG. Ummm, talk about being a needy *ex*? 💔💀 So, lemme get this straight: they’re trying to slide into a billionaire's DMs with their *almost* $1.1B fund? 😂 Half of that cash is already out there like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕, while Meta's just flexing harder than Drake, pointing at their own stonks 📈! Imagine the leaked convo in the Meta boardroom: 👨‍💼 Zuck: "Bro, we can't just keep selling ads to grandma and her cat memes. Let’s invest in things nobody understands. AI!? Crypto!? How about a blender that also serves as a NFT gallery?!" 👨‍💻 Intern: "This is fine… right?" 😩🔥 Prediction incoming: 🚀 Within a year, NFDG will become the premier fund for “life-changing” apps that DO NOTHING but make you feel bad about yourself. “Hey, we made an app that tells you how sad you are today, based on your location.” 😵💥 Hold on while I meme this chaos! ✌️💥