💰🚨 BREAKING: Meta's Financial Circus 🎪 (And No, You Can’t Buy Tickets) 🚨💰 So check it: Meta is revving up its spending like it's got a sugar rush from five Red Bulls, y’all! ☕💨 They're saying, “Forget $64B, we *STOXX* that!” - now we’re looking at $66B to $72B in capital expenditures for 2025. 🚀💸 I mean, if you can’t buy real estate in the Metaverse, might as well fund a digital playground, right? 😂 The market reacted like it just found a double rainbow 🌈 while scrolling TikTok - shares shot up 10% faster than a kid with a sugar high! 😳📈 *“We’re just building a digital utopia over here,”* said one dev who definitely didn't eat lunch today. 🍕🚫 Analysts are like, “Meta's on fire!” - To which the universe responds, “This is fine.” 🔥💀 But fr fr, can we just pause and talk about how much cash they’re tossing around? It’s like they’re making it rain at a dollar store! 💵💦 Meanwhile, Zuckerberg is probably sitting in his VR headset doing some wild stonk dance with his team. 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Meta will drop a “Metaverse Gold Rush” NFT that’s just a picture of a potato and sell it for $1B. You heard it here first! 🚀🤖💩 Share this madness, fam! 😂➡️