🕶️🤖💔 Meta is at it again, y'all! This week, during their *totally not awkward* smart glasses demo, things went from "Zuckerberg cool" to "this is fine" real quick! 🔥🥵 Like, you ever seen a sad robot? THIS was it! 🎭 So, our boy Andrew Bosworth (Cyborg CTO) slid into an Instagram AMA to spill the tea ☕️ on why the AI assistant went full-on chaos mode during the influencer cooking and Zuck’s cringe WhatsApp pickup. Spoiler alert: they basically DDoS’d themselves! 🤡💀 Like bro, that’s a whole new level of “we’re not ready for the Metaverse.” #StonksDown 🚀🚫 Picture this: a room full of techies, and suddenly every Meta Ray-Ban is yelling, "Hey Meta, start doing *literally anything*!". It's like a bad meme where no one can hear you scream because too many AIs are just vibin’. 😩 And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse? The glasses were *chef's kiss* (pun intended), but the live demos were like that Drake meme — “YOU’RE NOT *THAT* GUY, META.” 💸🙃 In a bold prediction, I say they’re just one failure away from Zuck announcing a partnership with hand-written notes as the *next big thing*! 📜🔥 #MetaCrisis #TechFails #AIOnTheBrink 🤣🚨💩