🚨BREAKING: Meta's Brainiacs Assemble for WORLD DOMINATION!!!🚨 So, you know how Mark Zuckerberg is basically the world’s least charismatic villain? Well, he's back at it again, hiring a squad of 4D chess players 😤🤖 to launch his latest quest for “superintelligence,” as if we needed *more* of that. Enter Pei Sun, the big brain behind Waymo's perception models! The dude's basically the Tony Stark of driving cars without your grandma yelling at you to pay attention! 🚗💨💥 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “Honestly, I thought I was being recruited to build an AI to handle Zuckerberg’s social skills. Turns out I’m just part of the Matrix now.” 😵‍💫💬 Meta's “big brain” unit is like that kid in class who gets mad when you don't share your snacks. They’re trying to be the cream of the AI crop while still figuring out how to not make Facebook look like a dumpster fire. 🔥🤡 But let’s be real, you know they’ll just end up using this superintelligence to help Zuck strategize how to make us *pay* for our own privacy. 💰💀 **Hot Take**: In 2024, we’ll either be ruled by AI overlords who can’t stop recommending cringe TikToks or, plot twist, Meta will just use it to develop the first AI therapist. 🧠💪👀 #Stonks or #Seethe? Time will tell! 🤯💫