"Meta's Reality Labs: ๐ +5% rev but -$4.53B ๐๐ since 2020? Just a lil' $70B oof, fr fr! ๐ญ๐ธ #MetaMisadventures"
๐จBREAKING: Meta's Reality Labs Just Had a BUDGET BLOW-OUT!๐ธ๐ฅ So lemme get this straight, fam: Reality Labs made $370M but was *supposed* to make $381M? ๐ค Thatโs like showing up to McDonaldโs with a coupon for a Big Mac and they hand you an empty bag instead. What is this, a joke? ๐ But wait, there's more! They lost a sizzling $4.53 BILLION this quarter ๐ฑ๐ฅ (but hey, at least it was less than the expected $4.99B - stonks? NOPE! ๐ซ๐) If we stack the losses up since 2020, weโre talking about nearly $70 BILLION. Like, what is even happening??? This is fine. ๐ถ๐ฅ ๐ Developer #1: "We thought the metaverse would be the future. Now weโre just living in a Black Mirror episode." ๐ Developer #2: "At this point, I might just start making NFT memes and call it a day." Meanwhile, Facebookโs like Drake pointing to Reality Labs: โWe made an OOPSIE!โ ๐๐ Hot take: If Meta keeps this up, theyโll be offering VR headsets for free and calling it a โbuy one, lose oneโ sale! ๐ค๐๐ฐ So grab your popcorn, folks! ๐ฟ Itโs a financial clown show, and weโre just here to watch the chaos! #MetaIsStuckInTheMatrix #RIPRealityLabs