💀☠️ *BREAKING NEWS!* The Meta Ray-Ban Display is officially *more about the glass* than your 3rd ex's Tinder profile! 🔥👓 Forget AR, this is a *secret* audition for the next *James Bond* with some high-end glass tech! No cap, it’s like the fancy wine of eyewear. 🍷✨ Meanwhile, iFixit's teardown is here to spill the tea ☕: this glass is whipping on some *reflective geometric waveguide magic* 🚀, while the *micro-projector* in the arm is just flexing a 600×600 image like it's a pixelated portrait of your dog in the 10th dimension - supreme cringe! 😂🐾 I can already hear the boys from Meta saying, "Dude, look, we put a screen in a glass!" 🤡🙄 But let's talk about the real kicker! The manufacturing costs for this glass are so high that it could double as your Netflix subscription + all the snacks in the universe! 💰🍿 Who knew looking cool was going to cost us *the stonks*! 📉 🔮👀 *Hot take:* In 2025, we’ll ALL be walking around with *glass bubble shields* like we’re in an overhyped *Truman Show* sequel. 😱 😳 I only hope they’re also enabled for Wi-Fi! #MetaCrisis 🤖✨