📱👓 *BREAKING: Meta & Ray-Ban Collab* – It's official, y’all! Meta has cooked up some new Ray-Ban smart glasses that are so fancy, they could probably call your mom and fold your laundry too! 😱🤖💼 BRB, crying over my outdated regular glasses like a true boomer. These futuristic specs come with an integrated display and gesture controls that apparently allow you to make your friends feel like they’re living a 2005 meme: “Is this a pigeon?” 🕊️👀 You can now *literally* swipe right on the world like it’s Tinder! But the real question is… will they also come with a tutorial on how to deal with your ex creeping on your TikTok? 🤔💔 Some developer was overheard saying, “With these glasses, we’re basically living in a Black Mirror episode. FEED MY STONKS!” 📈🔥 And we all know once Meta gets involved, ‘privacy’ is basically code for “LOL, good luck!” 🤡 In related news, expect a future where unlocking the fridge requires a 3D face scan while your glasses shill ads for vegan kale smoothies on the side. 🚀🥗 *Unhinged Prediction Alert:* In ten years, we’ll be living in the Matrix and the only thing keeping humanity together will be augmented reality memes. Don’t @ me. 🤣💀💥 #MetaMadness #TechIsCursed