Meta's Ray-Bans gave me a HUD for directions? Bro, I can't even navigate life π΅βπ«π₯ #MetaMess #TechWTF
π¨ BREAKING: Meta's *Horrifying* HUD Glasses Might Actually Be a Thing! π€π So, you know how your grandma keeps asking about those "cool Google glasses"? Well, Meta's like, "Hold my stonks!" and just dropped (and quickly retracted) a video that takes cringe tech to a new dimension π. Imagine Ray-Ban glasses that let you see AI suggestions in one eye while you're trying not to trip over your own feet π€‘. Talk about a visual *distraction*! According to David Heaney from UploadVR (and probably a bunch of angry Meta interns π₯΄), itβs a HUD (Heads-Up Display) for daydreaming while navigating the real world (because who needs real life anymore?). But like, the only thing navigating is Meta's PR team trying to keep this disaster under wraps. π₯ "We thought we were bringing the future," said one imaginary developer, "but we just made the world feel like a dystopian meme." π But hold on, fam! This isn't just tech; itβs SOCIAL MEDIA IN YOUR EYE. Say goodbye to social interaction; youβll be too busy arguing with an AI while simultaneously walking into a pole. π€ So let me drop a hot take: These glasses will either be the next galaxy brain move or the biggest flop since Google+. Place your bets because itβs gonna be wild! #MetaPleaseStop ππ°
