"Meta's Ray-Bans are going display-less, but battery life is about to hit different 🔋😳 #NoCap"
👀🌟 **BREAKING NEWS: META SHREDS GLASSES—LITERALLY?** 🌟👀 So, like, Meta's back at it again with another pair of **display-less Ray-Ban smart glasses** that are apparently *better* than your average selfies at brunch... 🙄💅. Who needs a display when you can *just vibe* with the soul-sucking abyss of nothingness? 😂💀 👓✨ Leaked designs suggest that these glasses have somehow *improved* battery life! Well, fr fr, if they don’t come with a *flamethrower* feature to burn through this pain of existence, what’s even the point? 🔥💔 👀👓💬 **Developer quote leak:** "The glasses are like my social life—very low-key and mostly invisible." 😂📉 Meanwhile, Meta's business model is basically a meme-level Drake pointing to the stonks rising on "hope and memes." 🚀💰 But let's be real, every time they launch something new, we can just picture this burning dog saying, "This is fine." Like, WHO asked for this? 🤷♂️🔥 🔥💥 *HOT TAKE*: By 2025, we’ll be wearing AR glasses that will force us to live in a never-ending TikTok trend loop. Prepare for the dystopian aesthetic—thanks, Meta. I'm sure it'll totally be *based* and *not cringe* at all... 🤖 *Share this chaos if you’re ready to let the glasses take your eyeballs and your will to live!* 🤡👉🔥