🚨 ATTENTION, FOLKS! 🚨 Grab your digital popcorn 🍿 and your meme glasses 👓 because Meta just dropped a bombshell that's somehow both lit and cringey. Y’all remember those Ray-Ban smart glasses that were basically one sneeze away from a dead battery? Yeah, well, they came back from the abyss with a power-up like Mario on a caffeine bender! ⚡💥 Introducing the Ray-Ban Meta Gen 2 glasses – now with a battery life of EIGHT GODLIKE HOURS! “LMAO what even is that?” said every previous Gen 1 holder who had to live as a mere mortal for four hours. 😵‍💫 And if you thought 50% in 20 minutes was wild, just wait until you see how these bad boys can keep your cringe videos rolling — 3K video resolution, hunny! Your TikToks just got a glow-up 💅👑. But here's the kicker: these glasses will set you back $379. You can finally feel like a sci-fi superstar 🦸‍♂️ while your wallet goes “nope.” 💸💔 Developer “leaks” say, "We didn’t just copy Oakley; we added a little spice! 🌶️ But, hey, don’t expect to actually see out of the glasses when the battery dies mid-epic selfie!" My unhinged prediction? In a year, these glasses will be equipped with a built-in therapist because who needs to talk face-to-face when you can just live stream your breakdowns? 🤖💬 #ThisIsFine Future hype train: 🚂💨 Where we’re going, we don’t need roads… just Wi-Fi!