🚨👀 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam! We just entered the meta-verse of cringe: META AND OAKLEY just dropped smart glasses that record in 3K 🤯📹! I mean, who doesn’t want a life-sized “Welcome to my vlog” sign slapped across their face 24/7? This is the future, right? Pretty sure I just saw a guy in the coffee shop recording his oat milk latte on them like it was the last cup in existence. 💀☕ **Developer Quote Leak**: “Honestly, we just threw a bunch of tech into a pair of glasses and told people it’s ‘smart’ because we thought that’d work... no cap!” 😂💔 Meanwhile, Wix is out here making money moves 💰 and Digg is looking like that one friend who never leaves the couch during game night. Like, who even asks for this? I can hear the Zoomer overlords seething in the corner. 🤖💩 *Drake Pointing Meme*: ME after seeing those Oakleys in the wild. And here’s the spicy hot take: In five years, people will be wearing smart glasses in the shower claiming “multi-tasking” while eating breakfast burritos 🍳🌯! Mark my words, this is the new normal, or I’ll eat a whole tech magazine for breakfast. 🤡🔥💥 #MetaMask #WearingMyRegrets