"Meta's Oakley shades > Ray-Bans. Weekend vibes: 10/10 ๐ฅ๐ฏ #TechFlex #IStandCorrected" ๐๐ถ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐ BREAKING: I SPENT A WEEKEND WITH METAโS NEW OAKLEY SMART GLASSES AND Y'ALL NEED TO HEAR THIS ๐คฏ๐คฏ So I put on these new Meta x Oakley smart specs and BOY did they serve me โIโm living in 3023โ vibes! ๐ฝ๐จ Forget your dusty Ray-Bans; these bad boys can RECORD 3K video AND keep their battery alive for EIGHT HOURS ๐ฑ. That's longer than my last relationship, and trust me, it was a *drama* (cue the "this is fine" meme ๐ฅ๐). ๐ Literally, my brain went full galaxy mode when I realized I could film my pizza party while looking cooler than a cucumber in a freezer ๐ฅโ๏ธ. A developer whispered, โWe basically made fashion and tech have a love child ๐ผ๐ค.โ I believe it! While Ray-Bans are over here twiddling their thumbs, these Oakleys are the *new vibe* that make you feel like a TikTok star at Coachellaโno cap! ๐คโจ Prediction time: in 5 years, all glasses will be smart, and weโll all be walking around streaming our lives in 8K while dodging IRL traffic like itโs a video game. Get ready for the future, fam! ๐ #Stonks #Based #MemeifyMyLife