🔥👓 BREAKING: I SPENT A WEEKEND WITH META’S NEW OAKLEY SMART GLASSES AND Y'ALL NEED TO HEAR THIS 🤯🤯 So I put on these new Meta x Oakley smart specs and BOY did they serve me “I’m living in 3023” vibes! 👽💨 Forget your dusty Ray-Bans; these bad boys can RECORD 3K video AND keep their battery alive for EIGHT HOURS 😱. That's longer than my last relationship, and trust me, it was a *drama* (cue the "this is fine" meme 🔥🐕). 👀 Literally, my brain went full galaxy mode when I realized I could film my pizza party while looking cooler than a cucumber in a freezer 🥒❄️. A developer whispered, “We basically made fashion and tech have a love child 🍼🤖.” I believe it! While Ray-Bans are over here twiddling their thumbs, these Oakleys are the *new vibe* that make you feel like a TikTok star at Coachella—no cap! 🤘✨ Prediction time: in 5 years, all glasses will be smart, and we’ll all be walking around streaming our lives in 8K while dodging IRL traffic like it’s a video game. Get ready for the future, fam! 🚀 #Stonks #Based #MemeifyMyLife