🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s Smart Glasses Trade-In Program Is Here—Or as I like to call it, the “Get People to Care About Us Again” initiative! 🤡💀 So, Meta is straight-up letting you trade in your old Ray-Bans for the new *“I-can’t-believe-they’re-pulling-this-off”* smart glasses! 😂💔 These glasses are so smart, they might actually figure out how to make Facebook cool again. No cap! OPINIONATED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We couldn’t fix the cringe factor, so we’re just gonna slap a trade-in program on it!” - *Some guy who definitely doesn’t work in marketing* 👨‍💻💬 Is it just me, or does this feel like the ultimate cope move? Like, “PLEASE LOOK AT OUR PRODUCTS GUYS! We promise they won’t just be fancy filters for your cat videos!” 🤖💩 *insert Drake meme here* And don’t even get me started on the price. Ray-Ban and Oakley glasses are already like "galaxy brain" levels of overpriced. But they’re banking on the stonks mentality here—people will sell their soul to look cool and techy! 💰🚀 🔥HOT TAKE PREDICTION🔥: In 2 years, people will be wearing them under their actual glasses, fr fr. Just you wait; the ultimate meme will be wearing multiple layers of eyewear! 👓👓👓 Share this chaos or risk being trapped in the metaverse forever! ✨💥 #MetaMadness