🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Meta's Smart Glasses Are Coming and They’re CHEAPER Than Your Last Snack!🍔🥳💰 So, let’s get this straight: Meta is launching its AR glasses NEXT MONTH! 😳 Yeah, you heard that right — September is pulling a David Blaine and making this tech saunter onto shelves like it owns the joint! But wait, it’s not gonna cost your soul. 😱💀 For less than the price of a monthly coffee addiction, you could be the proud owner of glasses that probably can only show you the “Meta” version of reality. "Bro, can I see what it looks like to be Mark Zuckerberg?" 🤖💼 *leaked developer quote*. And like, do they even come with a warranty against cringey moments when you accidentally make eye contact with someone wearing a VR headset? 🚀 Look, if these glasses don’t come with the ability to make me breakfast and help me avoid my responsibilities, then I’ll genuinely be 👀 “This is fine” level unimpressed. But you KNOW these things are gonna be the new “I wear them so you don’t have to” meme for the next year. 🔥 Grab your popcorn, folks, because I predict in NO TIME, we'll have a TikTok dance challenge using these bad boys — #MetaGlassesChallenge anyone? 🤪💃 Get ready to flex hard, tech fam! 💪🤡