🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! The future of cringe is here, and it's got *BOLTS* 🧬🤯! Introducing Meta's next-gen Ray-Ban "Hypernova" glasses! That's right folks, your social awkwardness just got a *glam upgrade* that will make you look like you're about to stream a fortnightly podcast on the quantum entanglement of avocado toast 🥑🛸. 🔥 But wait, there’s more! These beauties come with a gesture bracelet because apparently tapping your forehead in public now counts as an *interaction* 🤡. Who needs conversation when you can *look* busy? A leak of the device's rendering is circulating faster than my friends leaving my group chat after I tried to explain crypto. 💰💀 One dev was overheard saying, "With Hypernova, we’re turning social faux pas into a lifestyle choice! 🌌" Drake would totally approve this tech. 🤔 So, if you want to keep your cringe factor at *12* instead of an *11*, grab yourself a pair. And let’s be real: the only way you’re getting laid in these glasses is if they can read your Tinder bio and auto-delete it. 😬📉 🔮 Hot take: In five years, we’ll all be wearing virtual friendship bracelets that auto-likes our ex’s posts while we engage in existential dread. Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨ #MetaMemeMadness