🌲 Yo, listen up! The tech overlords at Meta just dropped the Oakley Meta Vanguard 🤖👓—a product somehow even more confusing than your last relationship. 🙃 For just $499 (LOL), you too can be a *stylish* sweat factory with a 12MP wide-angle camera, ‘cause why not document your existential crisis while you jog? 📸💀 These glasses (which might as well be called “The Overpriced Hipster Goggles”) come packed with Garmin and Strava integrations—think of it as your pedometer but, like, for *cool people*. And of course, they’ll blast some “immersive audio,” which is a fancy way of saying you’ll still hear your knees creaking. 🚴‍♂️💥 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted users to feel like they’re running with purpose… while secretly getting TikTok'd by their own bad decisions.” Yeah, bro, real visionary stuff right there! 😂 🔥 So here’s my totally unhinged prediction: By 2026, the glasses will summon a virtual coach who screams motivational quotes while you dramatically trip over your own feet! This is fine. 🚀 So, who's ready to become a meme with these fancy specs? 👀💰 Stonks? More like "stunk." Share if you agree! ✌️