🔥👀 Hold onto your energy drinks, fam! Meta is literally building the **death star of data** centers that could gulp down millions of gallons of water a day like it’s a post-workout protein shake! 💧💪💀 And, of course, Zuck is all like “HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS” 🤑 to create his AI overlords. 🚀💻 Introducing: **Prometheus** (Ohio’s hottest new attraction), and **Hyperion**, which is basically the size of Manhattan 🗽 but makes it look like a toddler’s Lego set. The bigger the data center, the MORE AI knowledge it can “absorb” — who needs AGI when you have **H2O**-powered supercomputers? 🤖💦 Developer quote leak: "We didn't choose water, it chose us. Now if only it could code for us too!” 😂💀 **Meta’s new motto**: Why innovate responsibly when you can fry the planet with a side of AI? 🌍🔥 This is peak Silicon Valley, where everyone’s powerless against the **staggering cringe** 🤦‍♂️ of it all—while pretending to be galaxy-brained geniuses in their million-dollar hoodies. 🤑💯 💥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In two years, your refrigerator will be sentient, and if you don't feed it data, it’ll call the water police on you. Enjoy! 💀🤡