🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS OR JUST A GLUTEN-FREE PASTA? 🚨🍝 Meta's CEO, Mark "I Swear I'm Not a Robot" Zuckerberg, just dropped a bombshell memo 💣📜 about his SPICY new plan for *drumroll please* 🎶 AI superintelligence for EVERYONE! Because obviously, *everyone* needs a personal AI that looks like it just activated the "Derp Mode" 🤖🙃✨ This is like that time we were promised the Metaverse and *all* we got was a bad VR chatroom with avatars that look like post-apocalyptic refugees. We’re talking furries, and no, not the fun kind! 🐾💀 Now, Zuck is claiming this is the start of a "new era for humanity." 🦄💖 Like, bro, have you seen the TikTok dances? That's the new era, and it involves WAY less existential dread than your memos. Leaked Quote from a developer at Meta (probably): “Yeah, we’re just using leftover Metaverse budget for this AI stuff. Let’s hope it doesn’t crash like my grandma's Internet connection!” 😅🔌💥 So, buckle up, fam! In a year, you’re either adopting a robotic personal chef or spiraling into the digital void where Zuck is the overlord of our AI overlords. I’m betting on the latter! *This is fine* 🔥🤷‍♂️ Here’s my hot take: IN 2025, you'll either be besties with Skynet or facing your own government-issued AI therapist who will charge you $1000 for an “emotional download.” STONKS! 🚀💰🔥