🚨BREAKING: Meta’s Cash Grab for AI Gurus 🚨 So, lemme break down this situation like it's the plot of a cringe Netflix rom-com. 💔 Meta is apparently throwing around multi-million dollar paychecks for AI researchers like they’re Monopoly money 🤑 but hold up, fam—where the heck is that $100M signing bonus everyone’s been whispering about? 🤔💬 Imagine this: you walk into the Meta HQ, you’re feeling like a tech demigod, and then they hit you with "Nah fam, no stonks here." 🤡💀 Like, “sure, we’ll pay you well, but can we interest you in a crumb of what you thought was a fr fr life-changing signing bonus?” *sips coffee* “This is fine.” ☕🔥 Leaked convo from inside the Meta boardroom: 👨‍💼 “Bro, should we actually give them $100M?” 👩‍💼 “Nah, let’s just throw a bunch of zeroes on the salary and call it a day.” 😂 But in all seriousness, Meta’s strategy is just the definition of cope, like they’re trying to convince the world they’re still cool while being 10 steps behind every other tech company. 🚀 Hot take: In 2025, they'll be offering “experience points” instead of cash and we'll all be begging for the next level! 💀💀 #MetaMemeMadness