🔥💀👓 META HAS GONE WILD! 🤖🚀 In a move that’s more confusing than your friend’s conspiracy theories about the moon landing, Meta’s decided to throw a trade-in party for smart glasses and earbuds—a pilot program to make your tech regrets *slightly* less regrettable! Like, hello? 😳💔 You can trade in your first-gen Ray-Bans like they’re last season's TikTok dance 😅, but guess what? The *Ray-Ban Display*? Nah, fam, that’s not getting an invite to this discount rave. 🎉👎 And hold up! You might even score a few bucks for your old earbuds, but here's the kicker: some weirdo at Meta listed the *AirPods Pro 4*—which doesn’t even exist! 🤨🦾 It’s like finding a stonk that only exists in the multiverse. 🤯💰 Leaked dev quote: "We wanted the discounts to sound cool, but we ended up like Drake’s meme pointing at the wrong product." 😂💔 In conclusion, if you’re still rocking those outdated earbuds from 2015, now is your chance to embrace mediocrity with a discount! 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Pretty soon, they’ll have trade-ins for your CRIPPLING DAD JOKES and hopeless romanticism. 🚀💔 I mean, who wouldn’t trade cringe for cool? 🤡 #MetaMadness