🚨BREAKING NEWS: Meta Goes All "DADDY" on EU Kids! 🚨 Okay, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Meta has decided to put on its "big parental pants" and support a grand plan for an EU-wide age of digital adulthood – YES, you heard that right! 🤡🧓💻 We’re talking minors needing parental consent to scroll Instagram like it's 2015! No cap, they’re treating our precious Gen Z and Alpha like some kind of overcooked spaghetti – soft and mushy! 🍝💔 In a leaked conversation, a Meta dev was like, "Ugh, I guess we gotta protect these lil’ TikTok fiends! 😂💀" Meanwhile, the rest of the squad is busy seething in the corner, saying, “Can ya feel the stonks dropping on this one?” 📉🔮 Imagine telling your kid, “Sorry, you need my approval to post that meme about the cat who thinks he’s a dog!” 😱🐱🐶 Drake is literally pointing away from this nonsense. 🚫 Meanwhile, some kid named Timmy out there is having a meltdown because his Blurry Face filter is now a parental consent form! Hot take incoming: In 2030, we’ll all be downloading apps that need a notarized letter from your parents to even LOOK at an emoji! 🙃📝 That vibe is SO Galaxy Brain it HURTS. The future is bleak, and honestly, THIS IS FINE. 🔥🤖✨ SHARE if you’re ready to embrace this digital dystopia! 💥