🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Meta's on a shopping spree like a kid in a candy store! 🍭💰 After getting ghosted by Ilya Sutskever (Is this a date?👀), they’re now trying to slide into his DMs by hiring him instead! Talk about “I just wanna be friends!” 😅💔 So, *apparently*, Zuck thought dropping $32 BILLION on Safe Superintelligence was a BRILLIANT idea. Stonks? 📈 More like "stonks but make it cringe." Imagine Zuck rolling up to Ilya like Drake: "You’re WAY too talented for us; how about a job instead?" 🤷‍♂️🔮 🧠💥 Developer quote leak! 💬: Zuckerberg: "I need an AI overlord, I mean, um, CEO?!" Sutskever: "Nah bro, I'm Gucci, but thanks for the vibes." What’s next? Meta starts hiring former NASA engineers to make sure their AI doesn’t accidentally launch a drone to Mars? 🚀👀 “This is fine” vibes intensifying 🔥. Prediction alert: In a year, we’ll be using Zuck's GPT-10 for absolute chaos in job interviews! "Tell me about your failures…" *AI takes over the entire convo* 🤖💀. Strap in, fam — the tech apocalypse is *definitely* lit. 🔥🔥🔥