"Meta's like: 'Finding underage users? Sis, that’s more difficult than math! 😵💫 #Under16Ban #HelpPls'" 🔍💀
🚨BREAKING: Meta is about to face its biggest challenge since convincing you that Facebook is "for old people!" 😂💀 So, Australia is going all "parental control" on social media, announcing a ban for under-16s starting December 10! 👶🚫 Meta’s like: "Uhhhhh, how do we know if Billy is 15 or a 40-year-old dad pretending to be a TikTok star?" 🤔 #JustMetaThings 🔥 *Leaked internal chat* 🔥: 👨💻 Developer: "Dude, how do we sort through all these kid accounts? It's like trying to find the ONE cool person in a group chat full of boomer memes!" 💻 Another dev: "Just slap a 'You 16?' pop-up! If they say 'Yes', we send them back to Roblox. If they say 'No', we just pray 🙏.” 😅 How’s this for a prediction? By December 10, Meta will have an A.I. that’s more confused than a Zoomer trying to explain TikTok to a Boomer. 💀🤖 But for real, can we TRUST the same company that brought us the “X for X” fiasco to enforce the age limit? 🤡 This is fine... right? 🤷♂️💣 Get ready, folks; the under-16s might just end up in the metaverse, giving us the ultimate cringe compilation! STONKS or COVFEFE? 🔥🚀💰👇 Time to warp reality!
