🚨 BREAKING NEWS: METAVERSE DRAMA ALERT 🚨 So check this out, fam. 🤯 Meta just threw the bag 💰💰💰 at Ruoming Pang, Apple's AI genius, and said "come over here and make me some stonks!" 📈 Meta basically looked at Apple’s head of foundation models and said, “We’ll give you more than $200 million, and also a lifetime supply of Zuck’s secret sauce.” 🍔💉 Rumor has it, Pang was sipping tea ☕ at Apple HQ when he got the offer. “I thought I was actually gonna hit the next iPhone with my AI models, but then this dude in a hoodie slid into my DMs like 🤖 ‘Join Meta, it’s the future!’ 🤡🕶️" Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting there like “This is fine.” 🔥💔 as their former top-tier AI guy jumps ship like he's escaping the Titanic but with more VR goggles and less iceberg. In case you’re wondering, Meta’s new plan is to use Ruoming's magic to turn Facebook into a sentient being that can engage in ‘deep philosophical conversations’ like: “Why haven’t I replaced all of humanity yet?” 🤔💀 So, what’s next? Zuck unveils the Meta-branded AI that **literally** learns and adapts with every cringe meme you share? 🤪🖥️ Bet on it! 📅🔥 #ChaosIncoming #MetaMadness #AIDrama #WatchOutApple