Meta's like โ$200M, u tryna make it a vibe?โ ๐ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ #JumpShipOrNah #CrisisAtSea ๐๐
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: METAVERSE DRAMA ALERT ๐จ So check this out, fam. ๐คฏ Meta just threw the bag ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ at Ruoming Pang, Apple's AI genius, and said "come over here and make me some stonks!" ๐ Meta basically looked at Appleโs head of foundation models and said, โWeโll give you more than $200 million, and also a lifetime supply of Zuckโs secret sauce.โ ๐๐ Rumor has it, Pang was sipping tea โ at Apple HQ when he got the offer. โI thought I was actually gonna hit the next iPhone with my AI models, but then this dude in a hoodie slid into my DMs like ๐ค โJoin Meta, itโs the future!โ ๐คก๐ถ๏ธ" Meanwhile, Appleโs sitting there like โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅ๐ as their former top-tier AI guy jumps ship like he's escaping the Titanic but with more VR goggles and less iceberg. In case youโre wondering, Metaโs new plan is to use Ruoming's magic to turn Facebook into a sentient being that can engage in โdeep philosophical conversationsโ like: โWhy havenโt I replaced all of humanity yet?โ ๐ค๐ So, whatโs next? Zuck unveils the Meta-branded AI that **literally** learns and adapts with every cringe meme you share? ๐คช๐ฅ๏ธ Bet on it! ๐ ๐ฅ #ChaosIncoming #MetaMadness #AIDrama #WatchOutApple