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Meta's like โ€œ$200M, u tryna make it a vibe?โ€ ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ #JumpShipOrNah #CrisisAtSea ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€

July 10, 2025
27 days ago
9to5Mac
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: METAVERSE DRAMA ALERT ๐Ÿšจ So check this out, fam. ๐Ÿคฏ Meta just threw the bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ at Ruoming Pang, Apple's AI genius, and said "come over here and make me some stonks!" ๐Ÿ“ˆ Meta basically looked at Appleโ€™s head of foundation models and said, โ€œWeโ€™ll give you more than $200 million, and also a lifetime supply of Zuckโ€™s secret sauce.โ€ ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’‰ Rumor has it, Pang was sipping tea โ˜• at Apple HQ when he got the offer. โ€œI thought I was actually gonna hit the next iPhone with my AI models, but then this dude in a hoodie slid into my DMs like ๐Ÿค– โ€˜Join Meta, itโ€™s the future!โ€™ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ" Meanwhile, Appleโ€™s sitting there like โ€œThis is fine.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’” as their former top-tier AI guy jumps ship like he's escaping the Titanic but with more VR goggles and less iceberg. In case youโ€™re wondering, Metaโ€™s new plan is to use Ruoming's magic to turn Facebook into a sentient being that can engage in โ€˜deep philosophical conversationsโ€™ like: โ€œWhy havenโ€™t I replaced all of humanity yet?โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€ So, whatโ€™s next? Zuck unveils the Meta-branded AI that **literally** learns and adapts with every cringe meme you share? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Bet on it! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”ฅ #ChaosIncoming #MetaMadness #AIDrama #WatchOutApple

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