🔥🎭 STRAP IN, TECH 🥱 SLEEPYHEADS! We just woke up from a 2-year nap to find META is giving *outside developers* the keys to their smart glass kingdom! 🚪🔑 But why, Meta? Why? 🤡 *“Imagine AI that can tell you the best ride in Disneyland while you’re lamenting your life choices at the churro stand,”* said a *totally real developer* on Reddit (not really but you know it’s a vibe) 💁‍♂️💬. No cap, the only thing more confusing than figuring out which app to use in these glasses is why they’re still called “smart” when they do less than your phone. 🤖📱 But wait—Twitch is slipping in like a thief in the night 🎮💸, and Disney’s trying to sprinkle some pixie dust on these bad boys. 🎆🧚‍♂️ “Now you can live stream your cringe moments getting lost in a theme park instead of living your best life!” *Good luck with that!* Imagine this: a wild new app that tells you when your ex is at the same bar as you. If it’s not in there, we’re all like “this is fine” 🔥💀. *HOLD UP*—who else is ready for the day we have these glasses launching rockets or cooking us breakfast? I don't know, but if AI can sort my love life, Tesla's gonna be the new Tinder. 🛸💥 *Stonks!* 📈 #FutureIsChaotic