🛑🚨 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! Meta just dropped a new tool for WhatsApp that’s *more secure* than my grandma's cookie recipe, and they’re throwing a cool $4M at bug hunters like they’re the last fries in the bag 🍟💸! Introducing the WhatsApp Research Proxy, which sounds like a fancy VPN for your aunt’s TikTok addiction 🎭. Apparently, this is Meta’s plan to turn WhatsApp into Fort Knox 🏰, so state-sponsored hackers can’t slide into your DMs like “Sup, beautiful” without getting wrecked first 💀. Imagine coders in a heated debate: 👨‍💻👩‍💻 "Dude, should we make this secure or just buy more yachts?" "Both! Let’s sell premium crypto ‘safety’ bullshit to our users while we catch hackers like Pokémon ⚡️!" 🔥🔥 Just when you thought Meta was chillin' like it’s fine, they unexpectedly drop a $4M Bug Bounty burger 🍔! So, if you’ve got a knack for finding bugs that even roaches can’t find, here’s your chance to adapt and overcome, fam! 💪💥 And here’s the ultimate hot take: In 2025, WhatsApp will charge you to *see* messages. You’ll be trading stonks for emojis just to read "K" from your crush! 💰💔 #MetaMadness