👀👓🔮 Alright, fam, hold onto your face holes because Meta is about to drop some eyewear that could make Ray-Bans look like those $5 gas station shades. 💀🔥 Say what?! They’re calling these bad boys “Hypernova” glasses. Sounds like something Iron Man would wear, but I’m ready for the cringe fest that’s about to unfold. 🤑💰Rumor has it these futuristic peepers might be cheaper than we thought—like “I just stumbled into a Black Friday sale at the tech store” cheap! 😂📉 You know they’re gonna be packed with more bugs than an apocalypse-themed horror movie. 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quip*: “We just kinda slapped some AR on frames, called it a day, and hoped people wouldn’t notice we’re still using Windows XP for everything.” 😱💻💩 Now let’s be real — if they don’t come with a built-in “find my dignity” feature, I’m throwing a whole tantrum. *Drake Pointing Meme: yes to AR glasses, no to being a walking ad* 🚫💔 In a wild twist of fate, by 2024, you’ll be wearing these Hypernova glasses at your therapist’s office as they try to convince you that being “online 24/7” is actually healthy. 😵‍💫💭 So pop that popcorn, folks, because this tech roll-out is going to be messier than a toddler at a birthday party! 🍿🚀🤡