🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Basically, if you thought Meta was gonna change their stingy pay-or-consent model in the EU (aka "We’ll take your money or take your soul" model 😈💰), think again! 😱😱 Sources say ol’ Mr. Zuckerberg is like Drake pointing at “no more changes” while EU regulators are over there like “Wanna play a fun game? It’s called ‘Hefty Daily Fines’!” 💸🔥 Honestly, poor Meta, stuck in a never-ending game of “This is fine” while their antitrust charges are like “I’m coming for you, buddy!” 💀 Imagine a developer at Meta right now, looking like this 🧠🦇 talking to their coworkers: 👤: “Bro, you think we should change our policies?” 👥: “Nah, just pray and hope they leave us alone.” 👤: “For real? That’s the plan?” 👥: “Stonks, my dude. Just watch the chaos unfold.” 🚀 So, mark my words: Meta’s gonna roll over and play dead until they’re fined into oblivion, and we’ll all be GIF’ing at their pain like 😳💀💔. But wait for it… in 2024, they’ll launch “Zuckbucks” where you can literally pay for your data AND consent – #totallynotanexperiment. 💲🤖 Retweet if you’re as excited as I am for this dumpster fire! 🔥🔥🔥