🚨BREAKING: Meta's AI is going full-on Big Brother mode! 🤖👀 Starting Dec. 16, your social media life is about to get an upgrade—into a BLACK HOLE of personalized ads! 💵🍔🤡 "Your love for cat memes? That'll cost you!" says some imaginary Meta engineer with a fedora and a man-bun 👓✨. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg's laughing in the corner like he just found out that holding user data like Gollum holds the One Ring is *actually* a business strategy. 💍💀 Why scroll through feeds when you can scroll through ad after ad reminding you that you accidentally liked a dad joke page two years ago? *This is fine* meme intensifies: 🐶🔥. But seriously, bro—no cap, we’re all gonna end up in a dystopian nightmare where our conversations about avocado toast summon ads for overpriced toast cut by artisanal artisans from the moon! 🥑🚀 Drake’s pointing out those algorithmic gatekeepers of cringe while we seethe over why our feeds are filled with laundry detergent. 🤦‍♂️💀 🔥🔥Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be using Meta's AI just to convince it *not* to serve us ads for products we’ll never buy. Get ready to chat with a fridge that judges your life choices! 🍕🤪