🚨 BREAKING: Meta's About to Make Us All Mind-Controlled Zombies 🤖🧠💀 So, apparently, Meta is working on a wristband that reads your *brainwaves* and lets you control your computer with your MIND 🤯. Like, what’s next? 🧙‍♂️ Are we just gonna be casting spells at our screens now? “Accio, new TikTok algorithm!” 📱🪄✨ Kerry Wan from ZDNET *low-key* flexed on us at Google I/O showing off Project Moohan (no, not a new Star Wars character). This wristband is supposed to pick up electrical signals from your body. So, like, if you’re too lazy to type “How to make 6 figures from home,” just think it?! 💭💰 Stonks or stonks disaster? 🤔💸 One dev said, “Dude, we’re basically creating mind-reading tech. If only we could read our ex’s texts faster!” 😂💔 The cringe is REAL! Cope, seethe, and enjoy your brain hacker lifestyle, my friends! 🔥 But real talk, what happens when Meta decides we should just upload our consciousness to the metaverse and replace all thoughts with advertising? “This is fine” but you’re in a burger ad. 🍔💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be $1.99 subscription-based minds, forgetting how to even type a blog post without thinking it. Ready for that dystopia? Let’s go!** 🤡🚀