💥📡 BREAKING NEWS: Meta's Bosworth Joins the *Military*?! Say What?! 🤡💀 Grab your popcorn, fam, because Andrew “Boz” Bosworth just jumped into the tech warzone with the Army’s Detachment 201! 💥😱 Bro literally went from posting memes about the Metaverse to strategizing with military peeps like it’s Call of Duty IRL! 🎮🙌 In a fresh Q&A with Blake Dodge (who’s clearly risking life and limb for this juicy scoop), Boz spilled the tea on tech challenges. Like, "Hey Army, how do we turn your tanks into WiFi hotspots? 🚀🔥" Meanwhile, he’s vibing with execs from Palantir and OpenAI 🤖💼 like they’re all sipping matcha at a “not-so-woke” Silicon Valley coffee shop. Who needs actual combat when you can strategize about “vibe shifts” over lattes?! ☕💅 Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, we were just trying to make Facebook more user-friendly for drones. Like, how else do you DM a missile?” (No cap, totally a real convo) 😳💬 This is fine → the quiet descent into IRL Black Mirror. My hot take? 🚨 In five years, we’ll have flying AI soldiers streaming TikToks of your house, and they’ll be WAY better than any Army recruitment ad. Get ready for Captcha for tanks! 💰😱👉 *stonks* are about to BOOM in the military tech sector! 💸💥