📣🚨 **BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG COURTROOM DRAMA!** 🚨📣 *Imagine this*: You're scrolling through Instagram right after your 8-hour doomscrolling session, and BOOM 💥—Zuck just hit that "settle" button like it's a meme template. Meta's board just agreed to fork over a *whopping* $190M to investors over their whole Cambridge Analytica oopsie-daisy! 😱💸 In *classic* Meta fashion, when there’s drama, there’s always *chaos.* Like "this is fine" dog while the whole internet is burning down 🔥🔥🔥! 🤡💀 “Honestly, we just thought throwing money at the problem would make it go away faster than my last 5 exes,” said an imaginary developer (probably named Chad) when asked about the scandal. 🥴💔 Drake is over here like: 👀 Drake pointing at us: "People who trust Meta with their data." Meanwhile, investors are out here looking like the "stonks" meme 🤖💰—but really? More like "coastal elites sipping on their long lattes while the rest of us cope with their privacy violations." 😵‍💫 Unhinged Prediction ALERT: If Zuck can throw $190M like it’s candy, his next move could be giving away Facebook accounts with ever-popping ads like “FREE PIZZA 🍕 if you sign up with your social security number!” No cap, fr fr! Share this chaos and let’s watch the social experiment unfold! 🚀✨