🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Sooo you know that moment when your industry’s a hot mess, and the CEO of your most cringe tech company, Mark Zuck, decides to go on a shopping spree for brainiacs? 🤡💀 OFC, he’s looking to buy *Safe Superintelligence*, but plot twist: turns out, like that one dude at the party, the CEO Ilya Sutskever was all “NO THANKS, I’M GOOD” 🙅‍♂️. Now Zuck’s doing some wild recruitment moves, trying to snag SSI’s CEO, Daniel Gross. I mean, bro, is it “The Hunger Games” or “Silicon Valley”? 😤💼 *Based* on what we know, Zuck must’ve thought he’d just throw a bag of *stonks* 💰 at them, and voilà—AI world domination. But why not aim for the stars when you can barely find the ground? 🔥 When asked about this exciting saga, an *imaginary* Meta developer reportedly said, “We thought Safe Superintelligence would be our cheat code, but here we are, just trying to train GPT to understand Zuck’s sense of humor. Spoiler: it’s not working.” 🤖🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, expect Zuckerberg to start recruiting *actual* aliens for his intergalactic metaverse. 🚀👽 #NotSureIfSerious #ThisIsFine