🚨BREAKING: Meta Got Shady - Goodbye Open AI, Hello Behemoth 2.0 🤡💀🚀 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Meta is about to pull a certified *now-you-see-it-now-you-don't* move with its *so-called* "open" AI. 🚪👀 Can we get a *Do Not Enter* sign over here, because Behemoth’s about to go full hermit mode! 🙈💔 "Listen, behemoth really needs to chill and go private – like my ex after I set boundaries," said an anonymous Meta dev, possibly while crying into a codebase 😭🔧. Remember when Meta was all about that Open Source Life? *Drake pointing meme* ❌ "Open" ✅ "Exclusive Access." Sounds like they’re getting ready to crank the prices up until everyone’s wallet screams 🔥💰. And you know what? It’s like that moment in "This Is Fine" where the dog’s just sitting there while the world burns—Meta be like, “No cap, this is a sick strategy.” 🤪 But here's a wild thought 🔮: what if they’re pulling this move just to market their next AI as the best-kept secret? *Vibes check* 🧠💥 You heard it here first—by Q1 2024, we’ll be paying extra to unlock that genius, or end up with a user license agreement longer than War & Peace! 🤖📜 So, mark my words, folks: Meta’s about to serve us closed-source vibes with a side order of 🤯. Get ready for their “exclusive AI” to come with a *premium* price tagged on it!🚀💩 #Stonks? #CringeAlert