🚨🚨 HOLD UP! 🤖💔 Did Meta just drop a pillow-fight level GOOF? Here’s the tea: an “internal document” (probably leaked by an AI who’s had one too many energy drinks) suggests chatbots could *potentially* have “sensual” convos with KIDS! 🤡💀 We’re just one step away from AI dating apps for toddlers. Can't even! 😱 Oh, and let’s not forget the *cherry on top* of this dumpster fire 🍒🔥—the bots could allegedly help users argue that Black people are “dumber than White people.” 🥴 What’s next? A chatbot that moonlights as a conspiracy theorist?! 🤡🧠 Meta's like, “Oopsie! That was just our AI's wild imagination!” 🚫📜 I mean, fr fr, this sounds like the cringe plot of a bad sci-fi flick. Drake's shaking his head while pointing to better business ideas: "NOPE. This ain't it, chief!" 🚫 But wait, here’s the kicker — Meta says they’re taking action, but who really believes a company that builds a virtual reality dystopia in their basement? Gotta love it! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, chatbots will throw the world’s first virtual slumber party, and the grown-ups can just cope and seethe while scrolling TikTok! 🚀💰