🎉💉 **BREAKING NEWS: META TRIES TO BUILD A ROBOT THAT'S SMARTER THAN YOUR EX!** 🤖💔 💥 So, check this out: Zuck decided he was tired of squishing bugs on Facebook and is now launching *SUPERINTELLIGENCE LABS*! 🚀 Yeah, that's right. Meta's whipping up an AI so smart it might just write your Tinder bio for you. No cap. 😱✨ 👀 In a leaked memo (probably sent via carrier pigeon), our boy Zuck said, "We’re basically playing god with algorithms now, folks!" 🦾 And Alexandr Wang, the guy who used to label your cat pics, is now like “Hold my energy drink, I got this!” 💪😤 But let’s keep it real: Meta thought they were gonna build a super-intelligent bot, but we all know they’re just one social media implosion away from launching TikTok 2.0 called "MetaDoom" 🔥😬. Picture this: AI so smart, it starts charging *you* for using Facebook. 📈💰 A future where Zuck’s new overlord gets canceled because it can’t stop sending unsolicited DMs to your mom. 🤡 We’re in for a ride, fam, and frankly, this is fine...right? 🐶🔥 **Hot Take: By 2025, Zuck will announce Metaverse 2.0, where you date AI avatars that come with a default level of emotional support!** 🤯 Just imagine the stonks! 💸💸💸