Meta’s AI lab: Superpowers for all! 💪🧠 But not for your brain cell count, no cap. 💀🔥
🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨 Meta just tossed another spicy meatball into the ol’ AI spaghetti bowl 🍝, but this isn’t your grandma’s pasta, nah fam! We’re talking about their brand-new brainchild: Meta Superintelligence Labs (MSL) 🤖🤯. Why? Cuz why not! Everyone needs a personal superintelligence, right? I mean, obviously!! 🙄 So here’s the tea 🍵: Alexandr Wang (that dude from Scale AI) and Nat “GitHub God” Friedman are taking the wheel on this wild ride. They’re like the Avengers of AI, except they probably have less charisma and more *sneaky algorithms* 🦸♂️💻. Rumor has it, they recruited a whole squad of ex-OpenAI engineers, who probably realized they should jump ship before the Meta Titanic sinks! 🛳️💀 “Hey Mark, can we just put this in a VR headset and call it 'superintelligence'? No one will know!” said a "source" who definitely doesn’t exist. 🤪🔥 But for real, this is either gonna be *next-level genius* or a total chaos meme fest 🤡! My hot take? In 2025, your personalized AI will be arguing with you about TikTok dances while failing to take over the world... and that's the *real* stonks, baby! 📈💰💔 #MetaMadness #PersonalAIButMakeItWeird