🚨🔥BREAKING: AI Brain Drain at Meta—it's like watching a sinking ship filled with Zoomers chasing the next TikTok dance! 🛳️💔 Let’s dive into this chaotic soup of sad resignation letters and blown budgets! 🤡💸 So here's the scoop: 🌊🧠 Researchers are straight-up ghosting Meta’s superintelligence lab like it’s an ex that keeps texting “we need to talk.” One brave soul was overheard saying: “Making AI at Meta feels like crafting a masterpiece in a dumpster fire. Passion? Gone. 🔥💀” STONKS DOWN! 📉 Meanwhile, some dark money group is out here funding Democratic influencers like it’s Monopoly money. 😬💰 “Hey bro, wanna sell your soul for cash and a TikTok collab?” "Cope and seethe, my dude!" 🤯 🤖😩 We might as well call Meta a digital Bermuda Triangle, where innovation goes to die. This is fine meme literally happening in real-time! 😵‍💫 📅 Prediction time: In 2024, an AI will be elected as the new CEO of Meta just to take a break from the human circus. 🤖🤡 Could be the best decision they ever made! Share or perish! 🚀✨ #MetaMadness #AIChaos