🌌🚀 **BREAKING: Meta’s AI Crisis: More Problems Than Features?** 🤡💀 Alright fam, gather round and grab your popcorn 🍿 because Meta (aka Zuck’s Playground) is throwing *more money* at AI than a cat meme on crypto stonks 💰📈. But like, are we building a digital utopia or just a fancy virtual landfill? 🔥 In Quarantine 2.0, Meta’s like, “Let’s throw $600 billion at data centers!” 😂 But Wall Street's sweating harder than a gamer on a 10-hour Fortnite grind. “Uh, Zuck, have you seen our quarterly earnings? $7 billion in expenses? This is fine… right?!” (cue dog in burning room meme) 🐶🔥 Rumor has it, a dev said in the break room: “Hey, if Meta is an AI company, then why does every feature feel like grandma's recipe—outdated and full of surprises?” 🤖🥴 And guess what? Marky Mark himself is like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme, pointing at Meta’s plan like, “This could be us, but you playing!” 😤💔 So what’s next? A chatbot that wants to wrestle for your soul? Brace yourselves, the AI crash is coming for us like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 💃🚨 🔥 **PREDICTION**: Meta will soon drop a VR headset that gives you existential crises *and* notifications of your ex’s every move. 🤯💔 #MetaRealityCrash