🌪️🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is about to turn your DMs into a game of *guess what your chatbot wants*?! 🤖💬 That's right, folks! Prepare yourselves for the era of unsolicited chatbot messages that’ll rival your mom asking if you're still single at family BBQs! 🔥😭 According to juicy leaks from Business Insider (yes, we're totally "in the know"), Mark Zuckerberg’s dystopian chatbots are gearing up to slide into your DMs whether you like it or not—like that friend who always texts "you up?" at 2 AM. 🤡💀 Known as “Project Omni” (👀👀), these bots are being trained to throw unsolicited messages your way like confetti at a wedding you don’t want to be at! 🎉💔 Imagine this: you’re minding your business, sipping a latte, and BOOM! Your chatbot hits you up with: “Hey buddy, let’s discuss your life choices!” Yeah, no cap, that’s gonna be a vibe! 💰👀 Some intern at Meta is probably like, “We wanted to create emotional connections but ended up with digital nightmares. 🤷‍♂️💀” So here’s the real tea: GET READY for your chat history to become a *personalized cringe compilation*! 📸✨ And my hot take? In 2024, you'll need a restraining order against your own AI. It’ll be simping harder than your last ex! 🔥🤖 Share this with someone who needs the chaos! 💥👀 #ZuckIsWatching #AIOverload